Die Like An Eagle Tee Size:M Introducing the only hat with

Introducing the only hat with a world-record thirst-slugging percentage

It's like you're actually sitting in sub-arctic glacial mountain water

Order yours today so you can be the first to host a party and take turns sticking your cans in Tom Segura’s mouth

You’ve let plenty of death piles pass you by and regretted it each and every time

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Die Like An Eagle Tee Size:M Introducing the only hat withA biker lived a little too fast and lost his head, but luckily for him, a deranged beverage corporation attached it to a headless eagle. Now he patrols the skies murdering thirsts from above. The only way to protect you from his deadly claws is by wearing this t shirt. Art by Sam Pierson. Based on a character by Will Carsola.